tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10884185.post112743824514859240..comments2023-10-06T02:27:58.475-07:00Comments on almost quintessence: The Gweathest Thweeper Of Aw Thimeannehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01306851407588054538noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10884185.post-1127533013476367472005-09-23T20:36:00.000-07:002005-09-23T20:36:00.000-07:00okiehillgirl-You haven't been to a party until you...okiehillgirl-<BR/>You haven't been to a party until you party with me! And it's not just because I bring pain killers. It's really because I can hokey pokey like no one else! Shake it all about, baby!<BR/>Link away!<BR/><BR/>tony-<BR/>Thank you so much for the warning! And thank goodness the Soft PVC monster didn't find the bedroom toys! Yikes!<BR/>Ok, that was uncalled for. But, really, someone had to say it - it might as well be me.annehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01306851407588054538noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10884185.post-1127517449502717332005-09-23T16:17:00.000-07:002005-09-23T16:17:00.000-07:00The Soft PVC Monster rises from his double-wide bu...The Soft PVC Monster rises from his double-wide burried beneath a landfill...<BR/>Breaking down a kitchen door he stumbles into the house and turns the plumbing soft. Your pipes just get all gooshy and collaspe while you're taking a bath or washing your poodle in the sink. <BR/><BR/>He is only repelled by COPPER PIPES or STRICT ADHERANCE to Local Building Codes. <BR/><BR/>He often leaves his hands for real estate executives to find and wear mockingly, not knowing that the seed-pod hands graft themselves to the wearer permanently!<BR/><BR/>While wearing the monster hands, UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES should the person try on hats, or worse, place anything in their mouth (like a dental mouthpiece, for instance) as these also could become PERMANENTLY FUSED to the wearer's head.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10884185.post-1127482333564345622005-09-23T06:32:00.000-07:002005-09-23T06:32:00.000-07:00Goth! Ah beth you aawf thfun ath pawthees! Mind if...Goth! Ah beth you aawf thfun ath pawthees! <BR/><BR/>Mind if I add your site to my links?okiehillgirlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03813082539155332300noreply@blogger.com