tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10884185.post115889393685470590..comments2023-10-06T02:27:58.475-07:00Comments on almost quintessence: This will very likely earn me a one way ticket to Hell...annehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01306851407588054538noreply@blogger.comBlogger7125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10884185.post-1159381760313715862006-09-27T11:29:00.000-07:002006-09-27T11:29:00.000-07:00Rev, the link don't work...if i had been drinking ...Rev, the link don't work...<BR/><BR/>if i had been drinking a glass of milk while reading this it would have bubbled right out my nose...thanks, and see you there.nadzenthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00118013148711027625noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10884185.post-1159035582621329442006-09-23T11:19:00.000-07:002006-09-23T11:19:00.000-07:00yep...your goin to hell and I'll be over for halus...yep...your goin to hell and I'll be over for haluski.Kellyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15465862210804471496noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10884185.post-1158980094687145822006-09-22T19:54:00.000-07:002006-09-22T19:54:00.000-07:00My dear child,How long we have waited for this joy...My dear child,<BR/>How long we have waited for this joyous day! For years and years we have anxiously awaited the Sign and Lo! He has revealed Himself unto you.<BR/><BR/>You are the chosen one - the one who will carry on the secret of our order - the Florecrucians.<BR/><BR/>But beware, my child, for the evil one and his minions are about. We are sending someone to whisk you away forthwith to a super secret location.<BR/><BR/>You will be safe and all shall be revealed unto you, O Promised One.<BR/><BR/>With sincere regards,<BR/>Sister Broccoletta<BR/>Superior Mother of the <BR/>Sisters of Jesus CruciferredAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10884185.post-1158947191494205932006-09-22T10:46:00.000-07:002006-09-22T10:46:00.000-07:00Drat...try this...http://www.catholicsupply.com/ch...Drat...try this...<BR/><BR/>http://www.catholicsupply.com/christmas/_borders/3000163.jpgjosetteplank.comhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16790825543155685363noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10884185.post-1158947048780855812006-09-22T10:44:00.000-07:002006-09-22T10:44:00.000-07:00As a card carrying member of the National Associat...As a card carrying member of the National Association for the Advancement of Crucifers and Potatoes, I must voice my objection to the continued and continual propogation of this harmful streotype of broccoli as being 1) terroristic and 2) very, very large. <BR/><BR/>Neither is true and your blog does a great disservice to both the Cruciferian community and to those who are trying to get their god-fearing children to eat something, anything green. <BR/><BR/>Why not, instead, show lovely pictures of our Lord partaking in some healthy, winter exercise. Like so.<BR/><BR/>http://www.catholicsupply.com/christmas/_borders/3000163.jpg<BR/><BR/>Thank you for your consideration. I am a long time reader of your blog, and wish to continue to be so. If you could write a post extolling the virtues of celery, all will be forgiven.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10884185.post-1158925381350513612006-09-22T04:43:00.000-07:002006-09-22T04:43:00.000-07:00Rev. Penniman,I apologize if my crucifercation of ...Rev. Penniman,<BR/><BR/>I apologize if my crucifercation of Jesus offended you. However, I am hoping that He has a sense of humor.<BR/><BR/>It all came about after reading a magazine in which broccoli was referred to as a crucifer. This was a new one to me so I looked it up and, whaddaya know, it is not only someone who carries a cross but any number of plants in the mustard family as well. So, while haning the Savior on a broccoli floret might seem in poor taste, at least it wasn't a cabbage.<BR/><BR/>Which, by the way, I used to do my penance already by making 8 lbs. of halushki last night.<BR/><BR/>Perhaps a GWB on a cabbage...?annehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01306851407588054538noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10884185.post-1158899207006401722006-09-21T21:26:00.000-07:002006-09-21T21:26:00.000-07:00Well, then I guess you'd have an example of a gove...Well, then I guess you'd have an example of a government that (1) engaged in vote fraud and (2) used fear to legitimize torture. <BR/><BR/>Hey....that has a familiar ring to it....<BR/><BR/>But seriously...I am offended at your hanging the Savior on a broccoli floret. But then again, I'm an African American Pastor. It's to be expected. We're like that. <BR/><BR/>"Someone had to fight the Devil<BR/>Shout about Gabriel's Horn<BR/>Someone had to stoke the train that would bring God's children to green pastures<BR/>That's why darkies were born"<BR/><BR/>P.S. Thanks for not telling a Nigger Joke.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com