Wednesday, April 30, 2008

A Sure Sign You Married The Best Man In The World

You are lying in bed. Alone.

He woke up before you.

After about an hour or so, he walks back into the bedroom with a breakfast sandwich of fresh eggs from your own chickens, kilbo, and cheese on a freshly baked biscuit. Complimenting the entree is a hot cup of joe, with just enough milk and sugar - just the way you like it.

He hands you the sandwich and coffee and says...

"There. I bet Mr. Darcy never did that for What's-her-face."

9 comments:

Blog Antagonist said...

SNORK!

That was really funny. I bet he never did.

What a sweet guy.

Anonymous said...

ahhh! how sweet of the big lug. i don't know about him being the best in the world, but i guess he's alright. ken

Anonymous said...

LMAO>

tony c said...

Marge: "I'm the luckiest woman in the world."

Homer: "And I'm a wonderful man."

Professor J said...

I'll bet Mr. Darcy doesn't even know how to make an egg sandwich!

Professor J said...

Anne,
I don't know if you "do" memes, but I've tagged you for one.

steph said...

ha! love it. mr. darcy!

D.B. Echo said...

I beg to differ! Mister Darcy did a lot of things for his wife! Terrible, terrible things!

Ummm, we are talking about Jefferson Darcy from "Married...With Children", right?

nadzent said...

Did he actually bake those biscuits? Wow....