You are lying in bed. Alone.
He woke up before you.
After about an hour or so, he walks back into the bedroom with a breakfast sandwich of fresh eggs from your own chickens, kilbo, and cheese on a freshly baked biscuit. Complimenting the entree is a hot cup of joe, with just enough milk and sugar - just the way you like it.
He hands you the sandwich and coffee and says...
"There. I bet Mr. Darcy never did that for What's-her-face."
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SNORK!
That was really funny. I bet he never did.
What a sweet guy.
ahhh! how sweet of the big lug. i don't know about him being the best in the world, but i guess he's alright. ken
LMAO>
Marge: "I'm the luckiest woman in the world."
Homer: "And I'm a wonderful man."
I'll bet Mr. Darcy doesn't even know how to make an egg sandwich!
Anne,
I don't know if you "do" memes, but I've tagged you for one.
ha! love it. mr. darcy!
I beg to differ! Mister Darcy did a lot of things for his wife! Terrible, terrible things!
Ummm, we are talking about Jefferson Darcy from "Married...With Children", right?
Did he actually bake those biscuits? Wow....
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