do you all remember when my sister did this?
and the subsequent firestorm it set off?
Well, for those of you who enjoy bull fights and Jerry Springer and the like, you will be happy to know that Saturdays during NaBloPoMo will be Ugly Sister Smackdown where we post photos of the two of us from days gone by. The idea is to find the most ridiculous, awful and embarrassing photos - hopefully where the other sister is looking a bit more ridiculous and awful thereby leading to a little more embarrassment on her end - and post them.
For the world to see.
Because that's how sisters love each other.
So, in the spirit of good old fashioned competition, I bring you...
...
...you're gonna love this...
THE KISS ARMY - circa 1978
You keep on saying you'll be mine for a while
You're lookin' fancy and I like your style
You drive us wild, we'll drive you crazy
You know, there is something disarming about Gene Simmons clad in a Mickey Mouse sweatshirt. And the stylin' Ace Frehley is sporting a Corvette sweatshirt in case you are wondering. I'm sure my mom still has both of those shirts.
The two gals in the background are our cousins to the second power (our dads are brothers and our moms are sisters). But since this one-upmanship is between me and my sister, we'll just leave Bridget and Linda out of this. No need to have innocent casualties in this war. So pretend they aren't there. Or that I mentioned their names.
Stay tuned tomorrow when The Ugly Sisters give advice to our readers! If you want to get in on the fun, you can email your questions to TheUglySister@yahoo.com.
This post was brought to you by NaBloPoMo and Perrier.
6 comments:
I can't even begin to express how wrong that is.
Did mom give you that photo?
I'm so subtracting $25.00 from her Christmas gift.
Actually, mom had nothing to do with it.
Although I am going to high tail it up there this week and raid the attic for incriminating photographs.
That is ENTIRELY dirty pool!
Besides, you think you're getting into the attic? HA! Mom has the attic booby-trapped with dangerous leaning towers of Ladies Home Journal magazines and QVC boxes. She'll never let you up there. You might as well try to battle Voldemort for the last Horcrux!
OOOooh! OOOOOOh!
hmmmmmmmmmmmmm...which minions can I send to find photos?
OH! I have an idea.
Heh-heh-heh-heh.
Damn. I think I have a picture of my brother looking like he belongs in that photo.
ACK too funny! LOL LOLOL!
Julie
Using My Words
so tempting in my sisters defense to post a pic or two..hmmmm
that's a great pic...good stuff
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